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[関ジャニ∞] We’re Totally Friends—We Just Like Touching Each Other!

Posted by koneho on 2008.04.15 at 00:16
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Title: We’re Totally Friends—We Just Like Touching Each Other!
Genre: Drabble.
Pairing: Ohkura Tadayoshi / Nishikido Ryo [platonic], plus general 関ジャニ∞ love.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Written for entertainment, not for profit.
Author’s Notes: Written for bloodybrilliant as thanks for posting up some hot pictures of the ~BFFS~

Summary: Ryo doesn’t like whoring it up all by himself during his concert solos. Besto friend ~OHKURA TADAYOSHI~ to the rescue!


“Look,” Ryo complains with a slight huff, “I know I’m incredibly attractive and that, but whoring around by myself onstage isn’t the most fun thing in the world.”

“Well, what the hell do you want me to do?” Shingo asks bluntly. “It’s not our fault half our fanbase is yours. And it’s not our fault they’re your fanbase because hey, let’s face it, you’re a slut.”

Ryo puts on his best scandalized face, but it doesn’t really have as great an effect as he wants because 1) it’s Hina, and 2) he knows he’s a slut and he actually kind of likes it. Instead he counters with, “I think we’re all attractive! You just less than me!”

Shingo gets that expression that he really wants to beat Ryo now, and Ryo scoots away.

“Ryo-chan,” Ohkura pipes up suddenly, his voice cheerful and sweet. “Ryo-chan, I’ll dance with you for this concert, would that make you feel better?”

“Oh!” Shota gasps, eyes lighting up. “Can I help with your costumes?” He grabs Ohkura’s arm and puts on his best cute face (which none can resist, most especially his dearest ~TACCHON~). “I’ll have you and Ryo-chan matching, it’ll be sexy-cute!”

“Uh,” Ryo cuts in, ready to decline, because as much as he totally would not mind writhing around onstage with Ohkura (so he can show Jin and Koki of “Pinky” fame just exactly how it’s done), he’s not very keen on Yasu-costumes. “N-no, Yasu, it’s fine…”

He falters when Shota looks at him with that expression, and instead wilts and nods.

Shota claps and hugs Ohkura about the waist. “I love having new projects!”

*

“Wow,” Ryo manages, when he finally sees Ohkura in costume. He pauses, tries to think of a wittier compliment, and then ends up saying, “Wow,” again.

“Do you like it?” Shota asks proudly, bouncing.

“We have matching flowers on our hats!” Ohkura exclaims in childlike glee, pointing out the obvious and killing whatever sex appeal he had just a few moments ago.

*

“…wow.” Subaru claps once, twice, and just decides to stare instead. He pauses and thinks of some constructive criticism in regards to Ryo’s and Ohkura’s performance, and instead winds up repeating, “Wow,” again.

“That’s what I said,” Ryo admits, before taking a drink from his water bottle.

“It’s a dance representing ~unresolved sexual tension~” Shota says dramatically, and Ryo chokes and ends up snorting water up his nose.

“What the hell, Yasu?!” he asks loudly. “I’m totally not that way.”

“I’m just stating a fact,” Shota says innocently, before going off to help fix Ohkura’s hat.

“Unresolved sexual tension, huh,” Yoko says, arms crossed and expression devious.

“Shut up, don’t say anything!” Ryo protests, because Yoko is a horrible bully, and an even more horrible tease. He even adds a foot stomp to emphasize just how much he means it.

“Wait wait wait,” Subaru cuts in, before looking at Ryo with big, stricken brown eyes.

“What?” Ryo asks warily.

“Does this mean that I can’t kiss you onstage anymore?” Subaru yelps, and gets Ryo’s scarf thrown angrily in his face as a reply.

*

“Hand on his hip right after the turn!” Shingo says sharply, and Ohkura complies a bit too quickly, smacking his palm against Ryo’s waist.

“Don’t hit me!” Ryo says.

Ohkura grins. “Okay,” he replies, before he palms one side of Ryo’s narrow hips and begins to tickle. Ryo lets out a shrill shriek before he collapses on the floor, squirming and trying to roll away from the attack. Shingo sighs and throws up his hands in a sort of ‘why do I bother?’ gesture and Ryuhei hands him a canned coffee.

“They’ll get it right soon enough,” Yoko says plainly, on Shingo’s other side.

“How would you know,” Shingo asks, a little sullen.

Yoko grins. “Come on,” he says to his best friend, pointing at the stage, “that’s our two most ero-ero guys up there!”

Shingo looks at Ohkura and Ryo, sprawled on the ground and trying to poke at each other. “Are you sure?” he asks, not to be sarcastic but because he really can’t believe that Ohkura and Ryo are voted the ‘sexiest members of KanJani8’ by the fans. Shingo thinks there might be something wrong with the fans. He watches Ohkura go for Ryo’s ears and wonders how Ryo’s spastic flailing could even be seen as anything near ‘sexy.’

“Maybe we should bring some girls here so they can practice in front of a girl audience,” Ryuhei suggests.

“Who are you gonna bring, your kid sister?” Yoko scoffs, and Ryuhei looks absolutely shocked at the very idea.

*

“So, Yassan, what’d you think?”

Shota tilts his head to one side in a very cute ‘thoughtful’ pose. “I think that if I were really a girl,” he finally says, “I’d have a really difficult time watching this. I’d want to date both Tacchon and Ryo-chan!”

Ohkura beams and ruffles Shota’s hair. “One out of two isn’t half bad, though, right?” he asks.

Shota grins and shakes his head. “Not bad for a short little kid like me!” he replies.

“Oh, you two,” Ryo scoffs. “Get a room.”

“That’s what I should say to both of you while you’re dancing!” Shota retorts, laughing.

Ryo glances over his shoulder at Ohkura, who puts on a sultry face and blows him a kiss. Ryo smirks and replies with his sexiest hip roll. “Oh yeah, baby,” Ohkura says, nodding, “that’s the stuff.”

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Aret
blufox_o7 at 2008-04-15 07:41 (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA =))

RYO IS SUCH A SLUT AND WE ALL KNOW HE'S LOVING IT! ♥

*is dead*
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 18:56 (UTC) (Link)
YOUR ICON IS SO FITTING FOR RYO jdslkfjsd;fksd
Def Leopard's one-armed drummer
bloodybrilliant at 2008-04-15 07:44 (UTC) (Link)
lkjflskdfjas;dlkfajsdfkajdflsj

asjlkfeaerjafewoifajewrf;taoewir4tj;ao34wijt5au34wajtfsds;lfkja
sldkfjalskdfjaldkfj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILU.

POSSIBLY MORE COHERENT COMMENTARY WHEN I WAKE UP sldkfjskdfj AS FOR NOW: THANK YOU OMG *FLAILS IN CHILDISH GLEE LIKE OHKURA* MATCHING FLOWERS!

SLDKFJLSKJFLSKDFJLSDKJF NO REALLY. THANK YOU OMG. FLAIL.

SLDKFJSDLKFJSLDFKJSDLFKJLFDKJIOEWSRFoefjweifrj

DID I MENTION THE LOVE PART? BECAUSE REALLY. TOTALLY. heart1
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 18:56 (UTC) (Link)
But Iso, for serious, I gotta ask: Do you like it.
Miyukaii
miyukaii at 2008-04-15 07:53 (UTC) (Link)
Well, what the hell do you want me to do?” Shingo asks bluntly. “It’s not our fault half our fanbase is yours. And it’s not our fault they’re your fanbase because hey, let’s face it, you’re a slut.”

-LOVE ♥♥♥ This line a lot. And yeah, Hina. Fourth of it is Yasu's. Fourth of it is Ohkura's. :))

Yoko grins. “Come on,” he says to his best friend, pointing at the stage, “that’s our two most ero-ero guys up there!”

--I can't review this fic without QUOTING your lines. Yoko, you are right! :D

Ryo glances over his shoulder at Ohkura, who puts on a sultry face and blows him a kiss. Ryo smirks and replies with his sexiest hip roll. “Oh yeah, baby,” Ohkura says, nodding, “that’s the stuff.”

-- Ryo! No hiprolls! Stop eye raping us. :D

WAAAH. If we can have a list of favorite LJ fics here on LJ, I'll definitely put this story in it. ♥
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:00 (UTC) (Link)
Shingo is like the ultimate INURFACE honest man of the group. No one else tells it like it is. ♥♥♥

HAHAHAHAHA I BET YOKO'S SECRETLY ANGRY ABOUT IT AND WANTS TO BE AN ERO-ERO EITO RANGER TOO~~~~~~~

Ryo does what he wants because he's SEXY.


Thank you for that huge, amazing compliment. ♥ And thank you for reading. :)
ringo-san
fivethreerin at 2008-04-15 08:05 (UTC) (Link)
*giggles* *a lot*
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:02 (UTC) (Link)
*winks*
kinda weird sorta creature
isomethyl at 2008-04-15 08:10 (UTC) (Link)
“We have matching flowers on our hats!” Ohkura exclaims in childlike glee, pointing out the obvious and killing whatever sex appeal he had just a few moments ago.

AHAHAHAHAAH*chokes*HAHAAAH~

~♥

( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:01 (UTC) (Link)
I love Ohkura's strange mix of FAIL and SEX. It's kind of beautiful to look at, I'm not gonna lie.
bellemainec
bellemainec at 2008-04-15 08:11 (UTC) (Link)
fabulous. loved it!
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:02 (UTC) (Link)
thank you!
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( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:02 (UTC) (Link)
I cannot help but imagine that Ohkura is saying that with this kind of sleepy-eyed, TOTALLY NOT INTERESTED face, but with this stupid, goofy grin while Yasu laughs at both of them.
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∞ Kacchan ∞
miss_skitchiez at 2008-04-15 09:42 (UTC) (Link)
xDD sldjakdgfsdg the whole story was great but the ending was hilarious

RYO IS A SLUT AND HE LOOOOOOVES IT
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:03 (UTC) (Link)
THEY ARE ~BFF~ TRUE LOVE.
Cult of Nerd
joie_de_vivre3 at 2008-04-15 09:42 (UTC) (Link)
not only is your fic awesome but omg, i have to comment on your "helicase" icon. that is made out of so much win. *am a biolgy major..obviously XD*
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:03 (UTC) (Link)
OH, DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE?! ;D ;D ;D
장민규
knackchan08 at 2008-04-15 10:08 (UTC) (Link)
Ryo glances over his shoulder at Ohkura, who puts on a sultry face and blows him a kiss. Ryo smirks and replies with his sexiest hip roll. “Oh yeah, baby,” Ohkura says, nodding, “that’s the stuff.”

*SQUEALSFLAILSDIES*

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:04 (UTC) (Link)
AND THEN OHKURA'S FACE IS LIKE TOTALLY UNINTERESTED AND TRYING-TO-BE-HOT BUT THEN HE ENDS UP GIGGLING LIKE A GIRL AND YASU LAUGHS AT BOTH OF THEIR FAIL. :D :D :D
All aboard the failbus!
iverin at 2008-04-15 10:54 (UTC) (Link)
<333333333

Not six yet. No coherence. ILUBB.
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:04 (UTC) (Link)
Lub lub *CHUUUUUUUUU~!*
airairo
airairo at 2008-04-15 12:26 (UTC) (Link)
Hee!! Oh god the matching flowers. This is so cute. ♥♥
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:05 (UTC) (Link)
Clearly true love, amirite.
don't forget about me!
ayumwu at 2008-04-15 12:54 (UTC) (Link)
OMG I AM SO MEMMING THIS. OO" I REALIZED THAT IT WAS THE COSTUME FOR THEIR NEW SONG WHEN...IDK NEAR THE END OF THE FIC. *bounces* I WANT TO GO SO BADLY. >< D:
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:05 (UTC) (Link)
YEAH, IT LOOKS KIND OF REALLY HOT.
Elle
nekokonneko at 2008-04-15 13:03 (UTC) (Link)
This fiocic is made of so much win! XD I don't even know where to begin quoting my favourite lines <3
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:05 (UTC) (Link)
I actually like the part where Shota kills everyone with his cute face. :D
Yumeko
rainymemories at 2008-04-15 13:20 (UTC) (Link)
♥ Makes me want to see this performance even moreee now! Loved the fic, btw. And everyone in K8 was so win in it.♥ The song really has me craving OhRyo fics, lol. :P
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:06 (UTC) (Link)
dies. I just wrote this for a lark, please don't look at me. :x
OTP<2000
snowqueenofhoth at 2008-04-15 13:39 (UTC) (Link)
CUUUUUTE. Aww, I really liked this. FUN TIMES. *bookmarks*
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:06 (UTC) (Link)
THEY ARE ~BFF~ AND MFEO!!!!!1111
zaq
zaq_in_chill at 2008-04-15 14:14 (UTC) (Link)
~unresolved sexual tension~

.... oh that they surely have.... <3's
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:06 (UTC) (Link)
Sorry what, I was too busy drooling at your icon. :x
starts with k
anyotherknight at 2008-04-15 14:27 (UTC) (Link)
*dies* ILUKON♥

(I always have trouble remembering that Kanjani are over the age of nine.)
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:07 (UTC) (Link)
*BEAMS PROUDLY*

(Shingo does a very good impression of a very responsible 16-year-old, though.)
Lawi
lawi_chan at 2008-04-15 14:48 (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAAHAH That was perfect!!!!
Baru's commnet... priceless XDDD There has been alot of SubaruRyolove lately on those concerts XD
I loooved everything in this... Thank you!!
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:07 (UTC) (Link)
BARU WANTS HIS KISSES ;o;
allisbright
allisbright at 2008-04-15 14:51 (UTC) (Link)
I should be in the shower now... but I saw the pictures, and I was thinking "what great fic material" and then I saw this and couldn't resist :x

:D
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:07 (UTC) (Link)
I'm in your fandom, reading your minds. >:D
Chibi
chibi15 at 2008-04-15 15:08 (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant! <3 <3 <3 <3
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 19:08 (UTC) (Link)
WELL THANK YOU :D
just as dubious as that other one
gothicauthor at 2008-04-15 17:57 (UTC) (Link)
...

Please tell me these outfits actually exist. x.x [wants to see]

Gothic Author
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-15 18:55 (UTC) (Link)
n_h_k
n_h_k at 2008-04-16 03:44 (UTC) (Link)
ROFL lovely. Ryo!Slut wins all the time
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-16 07:09 (UTC) (Link)
I agree with this comment and Maru does too. IN A SEXY WAY. ;D
love_akira at 2008-04-16 10:42 (UTC) (Link)
OH,....Ryo-chan,
that's one of the reasons why i am absolutely,100% in love with him..
Ryo rules////////
and you rock.
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-17 02:44 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you. :)
procreational at 2008-04-18 02:39 (UTC) (Link)
KON I HAVE MISSED YOUR FIC THE MOST. ♥♥
( k o n ) : 魂 : half of a dubious pear
koneho at 2008-04-18 04:22 (UTC) (Link)
I thought you'd miss my witty words and RANDOM CAPSLOCK ♥♥♥
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